Evolution:
*Rock= hurts when it hits you
*Rock with rubber= hurts slightly less when it hits you
*Tennis ball= only bounces 25 feet. Failure.
*Scoby Ball= too young. Still a baby... See More
*Tennis ball with rockets= still not cool enough
BUT THEN!!!!
*SKYBALL= AWESOME! Bounces up to 75 feet!
For those of slightly different mind:
Creation:
*created Rock
*created Rubber, then told Man to put it on Rock
*created Tennis ball
*impregnated a Virgin who gave birth to a Scoby ball
*created Rockets, then told Man to put them on Tennis ball
*on the sixth day, He created Skyball
*then He rested, knowing He had created the epitome of awesome
Still inspired by and dedicated to the Pep Band <3
*Rock= hurts when it hits you
*Rock with rubber= hurts slightly less when it hits you
*Tennis ball= only bounces 25 feet. Failure.
*Scoby Ball= too young. Still a baby... See More
*Tennis ball with rockets= still not cool enough
BUT THEN!!!!
*SKYBALL= AWESOME! Bounces up to 75 feet!
For those of slightly different mind:
Creation:
*created Rock
*created Rubber, then told Man to put it on Rock
*created Tennis ball
*impregnated a Virgin who gave birth to a Scoby ball
*created Rockets, then told Man to put them on Tennis ball
*on the sixth day, He created Skyball
*then He rested, knowing He had created the epitome of awesome
Still inspired by and dedicated to the Pep Band <3
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